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The time had come for me to wear something new for my dreamboat, so he gave me a card that makes numbers and told me to go into town. He called me useless and stupid, but I did find my way to the fashion store. I got there all on my own.
The only trouble was, I was already in the fashion store, and I watched myself liking the very same dresses that I liked. I didn't know what to do. The other me saw me and waved. I still didn't know what to do, and then…
England is full of demons, or so the papers keep saying. The government always deny it, they say demons don't exist, they're just a media invention to unsettle the masses. I didn't know what to think at first, I'd never seen a demon and neither had anyone else I know.
The Rock Bar, what a dive, peeling paint on the door and Fat Dave still hasn't fixed that smashed window. The place is dark and seedy but I love it, it's where I first met the missus, God bless her.
Nothing much ever changes in The Rock Bar, same crappy fittings, same beer, same music. Although one thing is new, a Dave Grohl poster is up on the wall, alongside the Floyd's Dave Gilmour. Quite an honor for the American upstart, if only he knew he'd finally made…Continue
Splish, splash, splish, splash.
Paint is splashing everywhere, a galaxy of dots surrounds our huge canvas and my face just got splattered with shades of pink and baby blue. All three of us will end up covered in emulsion, but who cares? This watery stuff is harmless and easily washed off.
Splish, splash. "What fun," says beauty personified.
Too right it's fun, you vision of loveliness. Our fresh take on art is seriously cool and…Continue
"Woman want baby. Woman want JuJu.”
“JuJu. It’s magic. African magic, white or black.”…Continue
I'm sure the twins I childmind must be psychic. I know they're very close, but it does freak me out when Florence finishes what Elizabeth starts saying. I've a little test in mind for them; I hope they'll play along because there's not much else to do in their dark old house. There's no TV for entertainment, the twins play with their china dolls, Gertrude and Ethel, while I do my homework. It gets boring and…Continue